28733

Joke of the Day

"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"

"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."

"What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave? Shoplifting"

"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"

"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."

"This hasn't helped my bull get any sleep at all. In fact, the closer I get to him with the bulldozer, the more agitated he gets."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... So he gave it to her."

"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."