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Joke of the Day

"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."

"How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here."

"Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat.."

"Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil."

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."

"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""

"Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime."

"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."