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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"""Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, was briefly a groom once but that's a long story."" Don't read your girlfriend's diary. Ever."

"Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches."

"Life is one long earthquake for those tiny dogs who are always shaking."

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"

"So I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."

"How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"They asked if I could perform the castration. I said I could pull it off."