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Joke of the Day
"How many cats? One."
Next Joke
"*wife phones* ""Hi!"" ""Hi! Did you clean the house?"" ""Uhh...YUP!"" ""OK, I'm coming home. Need anything?"" ""Yes, about 2 hours."""
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"Say what you want about cargo pants but no woman has ever turned down a guy who can carry 7 puppies at once"
"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."
"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."
"Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."
"What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common? They're both dead."