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Joke of the Day

"Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment? The Taxi Dermist."

"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"

"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."

"Did you hear the joke about the sewage back-up at the juice bar? No? Well, that's okay. It had a shitty punch line."

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."

"Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I'll go!!"

"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"

"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."