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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
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"I refuse to text and drive... I always end up spilling my beer."
"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """
"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."
"I just ran for the train so I think I'm good on running for a couple years."
"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."
"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"
"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""
"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."
"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."