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Joke of the Day

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*"

"COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp."

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"What do you call a homosexual man on a wheel chair? A human being"

"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."

"I never know what to do with my hands during sex. I just end up snapping my fingers along with the rhythm."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans? Because they'll take all of your green cards."