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Joke of the Day

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."

"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."

"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."

"I saw a documentry on saving the planet They had some garbage facts"

"Mayweather still has a perfect record At least until he's convicted"

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."

"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."