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Joke of the Day
"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"
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"What goes well with country music? Suicide."
"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."
"How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality? He just nose. All credit to my BFF"
"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"
"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"
"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader"