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Joke of the Day
"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"
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"A guy walks into a bar with a gun he says ""Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?"" and a small voice from the back of the room says ""You haven't got enough bullets"""
"When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed."
"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""
"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."
"Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board."
"My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican."
"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""
"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"
"Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate them, too."