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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa? ...an eggnogstic"
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"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."
"I shit my pants the other day. Which is funny, because I don't remember eating them."
"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"
"Why don't I take my guinea pigs on walksies It's hard on my cavies"
"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"
"You know what they say about men with big feet... They have massive socks."
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."
"USA: ""Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?"" Canada: ""OK."" *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*"