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Joke of the Day
"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."
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"It's hard to have a Polaroid camera and not seem ""kidnappy""."
"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK"
"We're pretty competitive My brother and I sometimes laugh on how competitive we can be, but I laugh more!"
"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"
"How was marriage instituted? A bunch of prostitutes wanted to start a labor union."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs or sexual organs? Still no fucking eye deer."
"If I close my eyes while my 3 year old pours her cereal I can hear the relaxing sound of thousands of Cheerios raining on the floor."
"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"