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Joke of the Day
"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."
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"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."
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