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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."

"My therapist cries ""Why me?"" for the full hour."

"If you lost my trust, don't expect that sh*t back."

"Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is ""I can tweet that"""

"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."