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Joke of the Day
"Earthquake just hit California... Too many liberals are literally shaking."
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"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."
"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""
"High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks."
"I was having sex with this woman for 10 minutes before I realized it was a man, and then for like 20 minutes after."
"I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers."
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."
"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"
"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."