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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."

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"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna go in there and get shitfaced""?"
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
"I already regret my choice of Julliard to win the NCAA."
"I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub."
"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."