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Joke of the Day

"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."

"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."

"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

"I'm getting worried about the amount of violence in modern society. I went to a pet shop and asked the man behind the counter ""Do you have fat balls? He punched me on the nose."

"r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time."

"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."