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"I already regret my choice of Julliard to win the NCAA."
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"Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher? Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive."
"There are two things a bloodhound can smell and can't smell A man's sweat and sweat"
"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""
"If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp."
"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."
"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"
"What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd."
"When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!"