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Joke of the Day
"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."
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"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."
"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."
"The living can't communicate with the dead, that's just seance fiction"
"What's the difference between an M&M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt."
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"I woke up moody, fat and depressed and thought have I turned into a woman?? Then I realized I'm just a little hungover and need some coffee. Whew!!"
"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"
"What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley"
"Panties LUST : Tearing her panties off. Love : Sliding them down gently Marriage : Folding them regularly"