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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."

"A wannabee client asked me to find her a one bedroom apartment in Manhattan for $900/month. ...then she added ""Oh, I have a 60 pound dog, too."" I politely replied: ""I don't have a time machine."""

"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."

"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"

"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"OK. I just got a text message from a number I don't know. It says: ""I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"" I'm terrified but kind of impressed, too."