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Joke of the Day

"I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were... I named it Incestry"

"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"

"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"

"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper."

"a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and edventually full of shit"

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition."

"I parked in the ""C"" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof."

"When I send someone email instructions that end with ""Let me know if you have trouble,"" I'm really saying, ""Let me know if you're an idiot."""