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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"
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"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."
"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."
"If you put your ear really close to someone's knee you can actually hear... ...them say: ""What the fuck are you doing?!"""
"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
"i just finished breaking bad. what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals"
"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."
"What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most? A space bar."