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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
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"Sorry, this joke's a repeat.. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out"
"My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."
"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"
"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."
"Surprise your family by quitting your job and becoming a coffee table."
"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."
"[Sees cute barista] I'll have a quickie. Barista: Sir, it's called an espresso."
"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift blank space"