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Joke of the Day
"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
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"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
"What kind of poker do stoner cows play? High Steaks"
"[sitting at a table] Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across. Me: crosses out and writes new number *thermostat negotiations*"
"What did a Vegetarian Cannibal eat? Stephen Hawking."
"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."
"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"
"'100% Yes!' '1000% Yes!!' '1,000,000% Yes!!!' I wish the X Factor judges would stop trying to top each other... and just top themselves."