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Joke of the Day
"Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog. He's locked up in Barkham Asylum."
Next Joke
"What did the picky cow say? Mewww."
"My friends swore I was dating a witch I now know she's more of a cunt."
"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"
"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"
"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"
"I'm hosting an event for people who are unable to have an orgasm. Let me know if you can't come."
"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"
"You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that."
"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""