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Joke of the Day
"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."
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"[Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *"
"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."
"If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors what do you get? Snippy answers."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."
"this guy was disemboweled? wel i guess u coud say *fumbles w/ shades and drops them in body* no ewww i droped my sunglases in the guts noooo"
"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"
"*releases frozen turkey back into the ocean"
"Two nuns met a exhibitionist. One had a stroke. The other one just watched it."
"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."