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Joke of the Day
"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."
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"*ex GF pulls up to drive thru where I work* ""Big mac please"" ""Would u like LIES with that?!"" *my boss dragging me away* ""LIES, LUCY.. LIES!"""
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"
"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."
"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"
"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"
"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."
"You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter"
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."