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Joke of the Day

"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"

"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."

"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"

"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"

"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."

"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"

"What would happen if for one day nobody could make calls with their cellphone in the United States? Literally nothing, because nobody fucking ever answers their phone to begin with."