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Joke of the Day

"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."

"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."

"Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago."

"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""

"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."

"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."

"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."

"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"

"What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room? You get a solid-state frizzicist."

"What do you call a tight butthole? a noose"