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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any."

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."

"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"

"Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it"

"My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke] He looks like a cow"

"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."

"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."

"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"