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Joke of the Day

"My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke] He looks like a cow"

"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."

"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"

"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."

"Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once. Hit a dog and fell into the canal."

"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"

"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"

"Getting rejected by women? Try my new question: ""If I were to ask you out, would you say no?"" Sometimes it just feels good to get a ""Yes""."