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Joke of the Day

"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms. Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs."

"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""

"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."

"Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain."

"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit."

"Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage? Because any marriage is good for business!"

"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."