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Joke of the Day
"IF I WIN THE LOTTERY MY CATS ARE GETTING GOLD TEETH AND CANOPY BEDS"
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"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"
"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""
"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"
"Tits are like Golf You just play the course you're on."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? You should know, you've only read it twenty times."
"Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey. Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner."