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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing except for saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, ""Well... I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"Procrastination is just like Masturbation It's fun while you're doing it until you realize all you did was fuck yourself."

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"

"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."

"Ever try to pee when you've got a boner? It's hard."

"Fun tip - instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you're sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire."

"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."