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Joke of the Day

"The economy is doing really bad... Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room."

"What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan."

"When a woman has tissues at her bedside, she has a cold. When a man has tissues at his bedside, he may have a cold."

"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"

"I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while."

"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."

"Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder."

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither."

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."