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Joke of the Day

"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"

"What does weed and your girlfriend have in common? They both leave me sticky fingers. [7]"

"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Dad joke Dad: [Grabs chest] Quick! call me an ambulance! Son: You're... an ambulance. Dad: I'm-I'm so proud of you, son. [Dies]"

"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""

"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo"

"A man was found dead eight years after committing suicide Sort of proves his point, doesn't it?"

"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."