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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."
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"OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died."
"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."
"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."
"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."
"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."
"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"
"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."
"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."
"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."