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Joke of the Day
"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."
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"People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."
"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."
"A local nightclub held a special ladies night for double amputees. The place was crawling with pussy."
"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."
"If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then the opposite of progress is..."
"""Algebra."" really laid back oceanographer, responding to ""What's that green stuff?"""
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home."
"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"