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Joke of the Day

"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"

"What's the difference between a racist joke and a sexist joke? Racist jokes are offensive."

"Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss."

"I HAD A PANIC ROOM INSTALLED AND THEN I CAME IN AND NOW I'M TERRIFIED TO LEAVE OMG WHY DID I DO THIS?!"

"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."

"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"

"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."