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Joke of the Day
"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."
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"What's the difference between a married woman and this joke? This joke sucks."
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"Did you know that in any given group, only 9/10 of people understand basic math? The other 3% doesn't."