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Joke of the Day

"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"

"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"

"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"What doesn't kill you, tries again."

"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."

"I tried donating sperm the other day, but they refused me. The requirements they have are really strict there at the salvation army"

"Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad"