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Joke of the Day

"Why did hitler get an A in chemistry? He always knew the final solution!"

"Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa"

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""

"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."

"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."

"Customer: Waiter I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork."

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."