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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler get an A in chemistry? He always knew the final solution!"
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"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"
"No bullshit, if any color is unemployed, its maroon"
"Nothing screams ""I don't care about being on time for work"" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning."
"A Black Man, Arab, priest, Jew, gay and a couple of disabled children walk into pub. Bartender says... ""This is just too much. I don't wan't to be part of this joke"" And he walks out."
"*the fog lifts* *the fog eats a high protein-low fat diet* *the fog does cardio* *the fog is fit af*"
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant with twins"
"What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"