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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a married woman and this joke? This joke sucks."
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"I am Harvard Law graduate and interim CEO of reddit Ellen Pao. AMA"
"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""
"Want to make sure you don't walk in on anyone masturbating when you get home? Try opening a bag of chips quietly when you get to your street"
"ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'"
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me"
"I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!"