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Joke of the Day

"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"

"Congrats everyone! my eldest son Glandon is now 240 months old and can phsyically overpower me even when grounded"

"Had a trip to the Docs I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."

"Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up? Everywhere"

"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"

"[feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk"