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Joke of the Day
"What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gobbles up."
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"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."
"Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner."
"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."
"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."
"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."
"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""
"I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?"
"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"