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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."

"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."

"When I die, I hope it's doing something I hate. That way I'll be glad I'm dead."

"All of my horoscopes lately have started with ""Ok, don't freak out but..."""

"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"