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Joke of the Day

"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."

"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

"In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth."

"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."

"Where do geneticists store vegetables? In the CRISPR drawer"

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."

"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""

"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."

"[chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside. punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way"

"- What's your cell phone? - iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that."