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Joke of the Day
"Where do geneticists store vegetables? In the CRISPR drawer"
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"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"
"[girl texting me] you left a sprite in my fridge [CUT TO] Me, crossing step one off of my ""secretly move in with her"" plan"
"it's party time let's dance !"
"A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain."
"No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth. Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars."
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. She's funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop... How cool is that for someone her age??"
"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."