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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""
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"A woman says to her cat ""Go and make me a sandwich"" The cat says ""Me? how?"""
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with Cheese"
"What is Harry Potters abortion spell? Fetus-Deletus"
"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful."
"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."
"Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often"
"You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want....."
"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"