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Joke of the Day

"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."

"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""

"How do you kiss a girl on valentines day? You use tulips."

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."

"""Pay attention to me, but not too much. Ignore me, but make me feel wanted. Let me know you want me, but don't be clingy.""-women"

"What's the difference between a Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"