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Joke of the Day

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."

"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."

"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."

"If everybody became a zombie, which zombie would be the most life-threatening one? None of them, since everybody is already dead."

"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"

"Reddit is red. Reddit is red, Facebook is blue.... No mutual friends, Who the fuk are u?"

"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."

"I like Viagra so much... I literally have a hard on for it."

"Patient: The trouble is doctor I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry I don't expect anyone will notice."