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Joke of the Day
"How do you kiss a girl on valentines day? You use tulips."
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"The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray."
"Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it."
"After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered."
"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"
"What's the worst part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay."
"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"
"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."
"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."
"Why dont't feminists go to church? They can't stand saying ""amen"""