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Joke of the Day
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"
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"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"
"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."
"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."
"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"
"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."
"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."
"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing... 'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-"
"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking."