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Joke of the Day

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."

"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."

"Sometimes I feel awkward cause I don't quite know what to do with all my limbs, but then I imagine if I was an octopus and I feel better."

"A little ad suggestion for durex We contain your orgasms! Literally."

"Sorry for letting the air out of one of your tires, delivery guy, but based on the way you cut my pizza, I assumed you liked things uneven."

"What's the first thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield. Its asshole."

"The comments are funnier than the jokes... ..."

"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."

"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."

"How do you spell ""Pringles"" in Spanish? Pringles"